apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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