Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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