Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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