these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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