oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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