trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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