Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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