Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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