So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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