the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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