i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Randomize