So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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