i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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