i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
and she was petting her beer can
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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