Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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