Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Randomize
