please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
do herpes really smell.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
