So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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