dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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