i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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