did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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