I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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