Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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