Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
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Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Randomize