Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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