will power is for people who don't want to get laid
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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