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Dad?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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