Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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