The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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