The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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