Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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