the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
tell me about the fingering
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