i think my mom watched the whole time
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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