so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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