I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hell yes lets make some ravioli
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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