Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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