Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
soo... how was my night?
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