I am puke
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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