she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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