Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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