He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
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