You work out of a Hotel?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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