i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
worst night to have a conscience
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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