should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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Oh Jesus.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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