He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
is wine microwaveable?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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