He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
soo... how was my night?
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