Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
where are my eyebrows?
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