I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Come see our sink grown plant.
My vagina just recognized that song.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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