Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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