haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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