Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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