Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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