Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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