btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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