So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
